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So Y’all Got Money for Anthropologists, but Not for Reading Revelation 1:15?!
Hollywood will hire experts to study tattoos, pottery, and ancient dialects—but suddenly catch amnesia when it’s time to cast Jesus according to Revelation 1:15. They’ll perfect every culture except the one God already described in Scripture, replacing the real Savior with a whitewashed mascot. The excuses ain’t makin’ sense, bruh.
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The Woke Olympics: How College Kids Travel the World to Study Every Culture But Still Flunk When It Comes to African American Men
Exposing the deliberate racial ignorance about African American men in America’s educated class. Ay looka here, let me tell you somethin’. Every time I think I done seen it all, America hit me with another “plot twist.” And I ain’t talkin’ about no Marvel movie either — I’m talkin’ real life. See, we live in a country where college campuses look like mini-United Nations summits — folks flyin’ in from India, Poland, Brazil, and Mars (might as well be) just to study “Global Und
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What Really Happens When You Polish Burnt Bronze
For everybody tryna polish burnt bronze till it turn white—stop playin’! That’s not how metallurgy or Revelation 1:15 works, baby. Jesus don’t need your Brasso, boo... Polishing burnt bronze will not turn it white , but it will remove the dark, oxidized "burnt" finish and reveal the natural, underlying bronze color. Polishing removes the surface layer of oxidation, which is what gives bronze its darker, aged appearance. What happens when you polish burnt bronze? Removal of pa
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Bruh, Miss Me With That ‘They Didn’t Know No Better’ Nonsense. Jesus Been Exposin’ Fake Saints Since Damascus!
Them same “pillars of theology” built their legacies on the backs of people they hated. They could quote Greek and Hebrew backwards, but couldn’t spell the word love. And you expect me to clap for that?
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